What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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