Deadly cancer.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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