Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Jerry.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

A baby seal walks into a club

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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