Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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