What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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