Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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whats a dick a dick

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Women's rights.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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