- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

salad days!

your mum

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

i dont like chris

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

mark is mark

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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