who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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