What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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