What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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