- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

So. The gays. ...

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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