- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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