How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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The Pope

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Tell you something funny.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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25

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Jews

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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