Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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donald................duck for president

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Womens' Rights

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Woman's rights

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Womens rights.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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