What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

SC Johnson a Family Company

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Worst joke ever

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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