What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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meme

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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Deadly cancer.

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eloise dey.

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Ebola

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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The Pope

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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