- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

So a jew walks into a bar!

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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