- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Barack Obama

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

you just contradicted yourself.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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