- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your time.

I just can't stand sitting down!

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

you just contradicted yourself.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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