- Anti Joke

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Barack Obama

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.