Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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