- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Samantha

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Homosexuals are gay.

Get in the car.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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