- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Gianni

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

you just contradicted yourself.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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