Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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kiss me?

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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