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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What's up brah brah

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

Lil' Wayne

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Wanna hear a joke? No.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Cancer.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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