So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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