Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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