What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

What's up brah brah

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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