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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Lil' Wayne

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

you just contradicted yourself.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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