How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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