- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

what is sticky and brown?a stick

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

gay marriage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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