- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

boobs.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Alex Eggbert

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

A cat playing laser tag.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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