- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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