Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

I am a n1gger.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

What's funnier than 24? 25

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what do you watch ? a tv

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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