What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Woman.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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