A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Hey Shea

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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hey guys what's up?

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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