- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Ham sandwich

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

George Bush.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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