- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

squirrels with massive bonerss

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.