What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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