So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

Netflix and chill

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

You know what sucks? Yes.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

So, same time tomorrow then?

q ggggggggggggggggg

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

rebecca is a hard worker

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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