- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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