What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

hipsters

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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