Snausages.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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ecks! why zee?

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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i'm funny

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