- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Whats better than 24? 25.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Woman.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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