What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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