- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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