Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

mark is mark

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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