What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Spotto

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Look how far I can kick this bucket

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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