What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

i dont like chris

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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