Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

what's worst than being gay? being black

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Alex Eggbert

boobs.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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