Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Get in the car.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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matty russel are you on here

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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