why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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WNBA

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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