Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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