If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock Come in!!!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

your moms my other ride

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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