- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?