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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

squirrels with massive bonerss

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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