A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Cancer.

Lil' Wayne

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Gianni

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

joke

you just contradicted yourself.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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