- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Obama

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

skurfboards we love fat kids

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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