Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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