- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Womens' Rights

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob