In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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These Jokes suck.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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