Chinese drivers.

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Hello

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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i like pie.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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