- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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