What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

i can't stand cripple jokes

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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