Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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boys

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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Sorry boss

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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24!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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