What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Obama

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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