A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Welcome to die!

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Wade

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Womens' Rights

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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