- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Your all fags

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

2 women were sitting quietly

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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