What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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salad days!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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